Yesterday, I rented Cosmopolis. I didn’t know much about the movie beforehand, but I’m a Twilight geek who’s in love with Robert Pattinson, so I had to see the movie.
What a mistake that was!
Seriously, this is the most boring and bizarre movie ever, so bad in fact that I fell asleep about an hour in.. Cosmopolis is an adaptation of Don DeLillo’s story about a 28 year-old billionaire who crosses Manhattan for a haircut. Riveting story, don’t you think?
I eventually woke up and watched the rest of the movie. Unfortunately, it didn’t get any better. Had I checked my usual review sites (IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes, etc), I would have steered clear of this trainwreck.
If you’re looking for something else to rent instead, consider Looper, Total Recall, or The Dark Knight Rises. All three are solid flicks that I really enjoyed!